Where's my Raptor?

Fireworks went off the day before Victoria Day!
People celebrating that we're still alive? Coolbeans.

And now this is happening:

THE END OF THE WORLD: OCTOBER 21^st, 2011
By God’s grace and tremendous mercy, He is giving us advanced warning as to what He is about to do. On Judgment Day, May 21^st, 2011, this 5-month period of horrible torment will begin for all the inhabitants of the earth. It will be on May 21^st that God will raise up all the dead that have ever died from their graves. Earthquakes will ravage the whole world as the earth will no longer conceal its dead (Isaiah 26:21). People who died as saved individuals will experience the resurrection of their bodies and immediately leave this world to forever be with the Lord. Those who died unsaved will be raised up as well, but only to have their lifeless bodies scattered about the face of all the earth. Death will be everywhere.

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Just something I stumbled upon as I was searching who came up with the crazy dates of our worldwide death.
But let me just point out the one positive message hidden in this paragraph:
"People who died as saved individuals will experience the resurrection of their bodies and immediately leave this world to forever be with the Lord. Those who died unsaved will be raised up as well, but only to have their lifeless bodies scattered about the face of all the earth. Death will be everywhere. "
... Does this mean ZOMBIES?!
Round up the guns and fetch the pokeballs, it's time to kill me some zombies.