Sunday, May 29, 2011
Thursday, May 26, 2011
HAPPY BIRTHDAY DEAR EMILIE
Yesterday was Emilie's birthday!Celebrating her birthday four days earlier, we spent the time with great friends who built her this grand ice cream sandwich fortress which we devoured and nearly barfed in the deliciously disgusting process.
YOU ROCK US LIKE A HURRICANE!
Wednesday, May 25, 2011
New everything
Hey everyone! I made a new banner. A really demented-late-night-MS-paint banner. And I also equipped this blog with a Totoro background. Hurrah!
LET THERE BE THUNDER-THIGHS!
LET THERE BE THUNDER-THIGHS!Monday, May 23, 2011
Where's my Raptor?
Fireworks went off the day before Victoria Day!
People celebrating that we're still alive? Coolbeans.
And now this is happening:
Just something I stumbled upon as I was searching who came up with the crazy dates of our worldwide death.
But let me just point out the one positive message hidden in this paragraph:
"People who died as saved individuals will experience the resurrection of their bodies and immediately leave this world to forever be with the Lord. Those who died unsaved will be raised up as well, but only to have their lifeless bodies scattered about the face of all the earth. Death will be everywhere. "
... Does this mean ZOMBIES?!
Round up the guns and fetch the pokeballs, it's time to kill me some zombies.
People celebrating that we're still alive? Coolbeans.
And now this is happening:
THE END OF THE WORLD: OCTOBER 21st, 2011
By God’s grace and tremendous mercy, He is giving us advanced warning as to what He is about to do. On Judgment Day, May 21st, 2011, this 5-month period of horrible torment will begin for all the inhabitants of the earth. It will be on May 21st that God will raise up all the dead that have ever died from their graves. Earthquakes will ravage the whole world as the earth will no longer conceal its dead (Isaiah 26:21). People who died as saved individuals will experience the resurrection of their bodies and immediately leave this world to forever be with the Lord. Those who died unsaved will be raised up as well, but only to have their lifeless bodies scattered about the face of all the earth. Death will be everywhere.
But let me just point out the one positive message hidden in this paragraph:
"People who died as saved individuals will experience the resurrection of their bodies and immediately leave this world to forever be with the Lord. Those who died unsaved will be raised up as well, but only to have their lifeless bodies scattered about the face of all the earth. Death will be everywhere. "
... Does this mean ZOMBIES?!
Round up the guns and fetch the pokeballs, it's time to kill me some zombies.
Diarrhea Bazooka
Yesterday, Nati became a weapon of mass destruction when she was turned into a bazooka canon while she needed to take an explosive dump. True story.
Friday, May 20, 2011
Judgment Day is upon us
In light of tomorrow's impending Apocalypse, you still have time to make your final hours meaningful, and pray for mercy. So that you can be sucked up to heaven, possibly like this:
Wait a minute, isn't there something off about this heavenly beam? Must be my imagination...
Wait a minute, isn't there something off about this heavenly beam? Must be my imagination...
Saturday, May 14, 2011
My career aspiration
They're awesome.
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