Thursday, December 29, 2011
Monday, August 22, 2011
Friday, August 19, 2011
Dear World,
My name is not of importance to you. All that is important, is the state of mankind. For life, I shall be running from a monster epic proportion. A pale, decrepited, clotheless man with eyeballs, anchoring the palms of his hands, that shuffles at an alarmingly fast pace in pursue of his prey. He is otherwise known at the PALE CHILD EATING MAN. Orginating from the bowls of Pan's Labybrinth, he has know adapted into the present modern world, constantly on the prowl for more young flesh to consume.
All children of 18 and under are vulnerable as targets. We must run, stay on alert and keep firearms on you at all times. Do not under estimate this man. He is everywhere. He knows where you are.
My name is not of importance to you. All that is important, is the state of mankind. For life, I shall be running from a monster epic proportion. A pale, decrepited, clotheless man with eyeballs, anchoring the palms of his hands, that shuffles at an alarmingly fast pace in pursue of his prey. He is otherwise known at the PALE CHILD EATING MAN. Orginating from the bowls of Pan's Labybrinth, he has know adapted into the present modern world, constantly on the prowl for more young flesh to consume.
All children of 18 and under are vulnerable as targets. We must run, stay on alert and keep firearms on you at all times. Do not under estimate this man. He is everywhere. He knows where you are.
Thursday, August 4, 2011
Sunday, June 5, 2011
Sunday, May 29, 2011
Thursday, May 26, 2011
HAPPY BIRTHDAY DEAR EMILIE
Yesterday was Emilie's birthday!Celebrating her birthday four days earlier, we spent the time with great friends who built her this grand ice cream sandwich fortress which we devoured and nearly barfed in the deliciously disgusting process.
YOU ROCK US LIKE A HURRICANE!
Wednesday, May 25, 2011
New everything
Hey everyone! I made a new banner. A really demented-late-night-MS-paint banner. And I also equipped this blog with a Totoro background. Hurrah!
LET THERE BE THUNDER-THIGHS!
LET THERE BE THUNDER-THIGHS!Monday, May 23, 2011
Where's my Raptor?
Fireworks went off the day before Victoria Day!
People celebrating that we're still alive? Coolbeans.
And now this is happening:
Just something I stumbled upon as I was searching who came up with the crazy dates of our worldwide death.
But let me just point out the one positive message hidden in this paragraph:
"People who died as saved individuals will experience the resurrection of their bodies and immediately leave this world to forever be with the Lord. Those who died unsaved will be raised up as well, but only to have their lifeless bodies scattered about the face of all the earth. Death will be everywhere. "
... Does this mean ZOMBIES?!
Round up the guns and fetch the pokeballs, it's time to kill me some zombies.
People celebrating that we're still alive? Coolbeans.
And now this is happening:
THE END OF THE WORLD: OCTOBER 21st, 2011
By God’s grace and tremendous mercy, He is giving us advanced warning as to what He is about to do. On Judgment Day, May 21st, 2011, this 5-month period of horrible torment will begin for all the inhabitants of the earth. It will be on May 21st that God will raise up all the dead that have ever died from their graves. Earthquakes will ravage the whole world as the earth will no longer conceal its dead (Isaiah 26:21). People who died as saved individuals will experience the resurrection of their bodies and immediately leave this world to forever be with the Lord. Those who died unsaved will be raised up as well, but only to have their lifeless bodies scattered about the face of all the earth. Death will be everywhere.
But let me just point out the one positive message hidden in this paragraph:
"People who died as saved individuals will experience the resurrection of their bodies and immediately leave this world to forever be with the Lord. Those who died unsaved will be raised up as well, but only to have their lifeless bodies scattered about the face of all the earth. Death will be everywhere. "
... Does this mean ZOMBIES?!
Round up the guns and fetch the pokeballs, it's time to kill me some zombies.
Diarrhea Bazooka
Yesterday, Nati became a weapon of mass destruction when she was turned into a bazooka canon while she needed to take an explosive dump. True story.
Friday, May 20, 2011
Judgment Day is upon us
In light of tomorrow's impending Apocalypse, you still have time to make your final hours meaningful, and pray for mercy. So that you can be sucked up to heaven, possibly like this:
Wait a minute, isn't there something off about this heavenly beam? Must be my imagination...
Wait a minute, isn't there something off about this heavenly beam? Must be my imagination...
Saturday, May 14, 2011
My career aspiration
They're awesome.
Wednesday, February 2, 2011
A word from the dork...
(Wait, which one?)
First off, Chúc Mừng Nǎm Mới!
In other words, happy new years!
In tribute for the year of the Cat, Emilie and I shall share our pictures of cats.
Gizma
Sheba
Those are worthy for an applause of thunder thighs. Clap away.
I've also noticed the blog was looking a tad bit dusty and outdated so I pepped it up and gave it a new layout! I hope you enjoy the Ponyo wave background, fancy fonts and the whatnot.
Keep watch for new whacky posts.
- Nati
Thursday, January 20, 2011
Monday, January 10, 2011
Friday, January 7, 2011
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