Entry #5

"Johnny Tightlips, where'd they hit ya?"

"I ain't sayin' nothin'."

"Well what do I tell the doctor?"

"Tell him to suck a lemon."

Entry #4

Grandpa Simpson: I'm Santa Clause? Awwh... now  I'll never die... :(

Entry #3

Homer Simpson: Urge to kill... fading... fading... fading... RISING... Fading... fading... gone.

Entry #2

A crow, to Homer Simpson: (British accent) Indubitably, old chap.

Entry #1

We are starting a dictionary of our favourite The Simpsons references.

Entry #1:

Bart Simpson: Ask her. She's the brains. I'm the thing that's not the brains.